The Crooked Branch - Immerse Yourself in Nature!

  • 6 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • 3 Beds
  • 2 Bathrooms

Your stay in the Crooked Branch cabin transcends the ordinary—it transports you to a realm where time stands still and nature's wonders are brought to life. Embrace the unique fusion of a natural history museum and a nature retreat, and create memories that will forever echo in your heart.

As you step inside, you'll be enchanted by the tasteful interiors. This cabin is more than just a place to stay; it's a gallery of fine art and ethically sourced taxidermy, each piece paying homage to the creatures that reside in these mountains. Ethically sourced taxidermy means no animal was hunted for sport or for sole purpose taxidermy and each met an accidental death or died of natural causes. Many of the animals are donated by local land management agencies specifically for educational purposes. Learn about the natural San Bernardino mountains with your own natural history museum at the cabin! Immerse yourself in the harmonious blend of rustic charm and contemporary elegance—a true masterpiece awaiting your arrival. 

With accommodation for up to six guests, this spacious retreat ensures ample room for everyone to unwind and relax. As the golden rays of sunlight peek through the windows, you'll feel a sense of tranquility settle upon you. The cabin boasts two decks, each offering panoramic views that will leave you breathless. Sip your morning coffee or savor a glass of wine as you witness the ever-changing colors of the surrounding wilderness—a front-row seat to nature's symphony.

For those who appreciate culinary delights, indulge your senses in the fully equipped kitchen. Prepare a mouthwatering feast or gather around the firepit for a delightful barbecue experience. Don't forget to bring your s'mores makings.

When it's time to retire for the night, the inviting bedrooms beckon with their cozy charm. Sink into plush beds adorned with crisp linens and let the soothing sounds of nature lull you into a restful sleep. Wake up refreshed and ready to explore the wonders that await you.
Beyond the cabin's confines, adventure awaits. Embark on our suggested hidden trails, or indulge in thrilling outdoor activities such as fishing, kayaking, or skiing, depending on the season. For the nature enthusiast, this destination is a dream come true.

Green Valley Lake, CA, is a picturesque retreat where time seems to stand still. We have amazing sledding in the winter. In the summer, the lake is open to the public where they sell fishing passes, rent out kayaks and pedal boats, and have a swim beach with lifeguards. We'll send you a digital guidebook that provides all our favorite trails, restaurants, and activities.

Your extraordinary mountain getaway is not just a place to stay—it's an experience that deserves to grace the pages of a magazine cover. Book your stay today and immerse yourself in the magic of this exquisite cabin, where art, nature, and luxury intertwine in perfect harmony.

The Space:

Bedroom One

> Queen bed (medium firmness)
> 44 inch smart TV
> Portable AC unit
> Full bathroom in hall just outside with tub/shower combo

Bedroom Two
> Full bed (soft firmness)
> Full bed (firm)
> Washer/Dryer
> Ensuite full bathroom with shower

> Fully stocked with pots, pans, dishes, etc.
> Microwave, gas range, oven, fridge, toaster, blender, rice cooker, instant pot, etc.

Upper Level
> Sitting room with gas fireplace
> Dining for 8

Lower Level
> Living room with comfy couches for 6-8 guests
> 55 inch smart TV
> Arcade game with over 3,000 games!

> Two decks with stunning views
> Outside seating
> Gas BBQ
> Gas Firepit
> Two heat lamps

> Pack n Play (please bring your own sheets)
> Sleds
> Beach chairs to use at the lake

Other Things to Note:
> Dogs allowed with prior approval and $75 pet fee. (may not be left alone in the cabin and not allowed on furniture)
> Must be 21 to reserve
> Quiet hours 10 pm to 7 am
> 2 car max permitted with tandem parking (no street parking allowed)
> Immediate household members only

Home highlights


Pets welcome

Wireless Broadband Internet



Parking & facilities

Parking available


Credit cards accepted, Accessible 24/7, Children welcome, Pets welcome , Smoking not allowed

Kitchen & dining

Gas BBQ, Blender, Coffee machine, Cooking utensils, Kitchen stove, Microwave, Oven, Refrigerator, Rice steamer, Spices, Toaster , Vacuum cleaner

Location features

Lake, Mountain , Rural

Bathroom & laundry

Bed linen, Hair dryer, Clothes dryer, Essentials, Shower, Towel set, Bathtub, Washbasin , Washing machine

Heating & cooling

Air conditioning, Ceiling fans, Central heating, Fireplace , Heating available


TV (Cable)

Internet & office

Wireless Broadband Internet

Home Safety

Carbon Monoxide Detector, Fire Extinguisher, First aid kit , Smoke Detector

House Rules

  • Credit cards accepted

  • Children welcome

  • Pets welcome

  • Smoking not allowed

Check-in: 03:00 PM

Check-out: 10:00 AM



Policy and notes


December 2023


About host

Martin Crawford

Contact us

Subscribe to our newsletter

©2023 Get Lost Inn All rights reserved - Powered byLodgify